They Marry Early In Kentucky

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 9 October 2010

I always try to put my 16-year-old daughter first in my life because
she's my only kid and that's the kind of Dad I am.

For instance, I went out a courted and married a 16-year-old in Kentucky, just
so she'd have someone her age to run around with.

It's a sacrifice, but I'd do it again in a minute...speaking of which..

-Harry Johnson

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