I checked into a nice hotel in Corpus Christi and there was this HUGE cockroach sitting in the middle of the floor of my room when I opened the door.
I called the front desk and told them about the cockroach.
The man told me "That's just Texas for you."
I told him I could see why a cockroach this big would be named 'Texas' but I still wanted someone to come up and wrestle it out the door.
-"Arkansas" Eddie
