I sure learned a couple of valuable lessons one night about three months ago and thought I might pass it on down to you.
One is that old saying "Grab for all the gusto you can in life" does not necessarily hold true in a topless nightclub.
Two: It's not such a treat to be the target of an old biker in the slammer with you, when HE begins grabbing for all the gusto he can in life.
-#286754 at Folsom (Short Timer)