Uncool Mark Twain Quotes: "Rumors of my death have been..."

Submitted by anthonyrosania

Thursday, 7 October 2010

"Rumors of my death have been marginally exaggerated, although I am a zombie. Brains... BRAINS!"

-Mark Twain

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