The 49-Year-Old Virgin

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 4 October 2010

I've always tried to keep a good frame of mind and a positive outlook, not to allow myself to get down, just because of the fact that all the good-looking women that I have ever met only think of me in terms of friendship.

That's what has gotten me through the past 49 years.

The last agonizingly, eternally depressingly sometimes suicidal 49 longass years!

-Fats Plumber

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