Nuggets of wisdom

Submitted by shea lo

Saturday, 2 October 2010

Forgive your enemy. But never forget the fucker's name.

Help a man when he's in trouble and he will remember you when he's in trouble again.

Alcohol never solved anything. But then neither does milk.

Many people are alive simply because it's against the law to shoot them.

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