The Right Sentence

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 2 October 2010

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail.

The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?"

The man said, "Here and there."

The judge asked the man, "What do you do for a living?"

The man said, "This and that."

The judge then said, "Take him away."

The man said, "Wait, Judge, when will I get out?"

The judge said to the man, "sooner or later..."

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