The Academy wishes to apologize for Slumdog Millionaire. We know that everyone saw it so that their I.T. guy, Haji, didn't think you were racist.
"No, please... I do like you, Haji. Wanna bite of my hamburger? Wait... I thought that was the Pakis... You guys, too, huh? Who knew?"
We would give to Academy Award for Best Picture to Milk. It should've won, but there were too many fags getting shot. Any more dead gays and they would've had to have called it JFK II. You know, because... you know, right? JFK and Joe Dimaggio?
