Shark Defense

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 10 October 2008

According to my surfing instructor, if a shark suddenly appears beside you and attacks, you're supposed to poke him in the eye with your finger. After that, he didn't say. However, just in case, I'll be packing a seltzer bottle and a cream pie.

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