Plus I Never Robbed A Bank In My Life!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 17 September 2010

So the judge asked me, "Why did you rob a bank and not take the cash but, instead, took all the employees and customers watches and jewelry?"

So I told him right there before everyone in court.

"Judge, if it's one think my dear old saintly mother ever got through my hard head, it's that Money Can't Buy You Happiness!"

-P. Brain

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