William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 August 2012

As I lay in bed this morning, my personal assistant Lucien massaging my foibles, I thought what a good life it is!

The maid, Tarquin, brought in out brekkers, and we all toyed with each others fancies for a while.

And I thought what a good life it really is!

I'm running the country too!

What a good life it is!

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