William Hague - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 18 August 2012
As I lay in bed this morning, my personal assistant Lucien massaging my foibles, I thought what a good life it is!
The maid, Tarquin, brought in out brekkers, and we all toyed with each others fancies for a while.
And I thought what a good life it really is!
I'm running the country too!
What a good life it is!
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