William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 17 August 2012

North Yorkshire pilot David Simpson is back in prison, in Africa after stumbling across the scene of a massacre, days after being dramatically released when rioters stormed the prison.

David Simpson, 24, of Gillamoor, near Kirkbymoorside, has been behind bars in Bangui for more than four months on apparently trumped-up murder charges after he reported the find of 13 mutilated bodies in the African bush.

I have intervened in the case, and hope to report some good news soon.

Must go now, I'm off with Ffion the missus on a free jaunt for their paid Barclay's bank advisors trip to....