William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

I have made a commitment of an extra £5m in non-lethal equipment to Syrian opposition groups, believing it "the right thing to do" and will "help save lives".

The help for unarmed opposition members will include medical supplies and radio and satellite equipment. But it will not include weapons and is in addition to £27.5m humanitarian aid.

Now then... I must pick-up some mascara for me forth personal assistant Chygrynskiy on the way home...