William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 July 2012

I issued a statement addressed to participants, visitors and audiences from around the world to the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympics' Games:

"I want to say a great warm welcome to everybody who is coming to the Olympic Games. We have organised here in the United Kingdom what we hope will be one of the greatest Games ever... We're looking forward to everyone being able to cheer on their competitors, their favourite athletes from all over the world. Enjoy the Olympic Games."

Very stately, eh?

Now then, where's my personal assistants Lucien and Damien?... I'll show them some games!

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