William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

All the hassle in Syria, worries over the London Olympics, scared of people finding out my involvement in the Barclay's scandal...

So much to be concerned over lately, I am finding it hard, despite the help of my Harley Street doctors, to get any sleep at nights.

Luckily my persona; assistants Augustyn, Lucien, Bartlomiej, Adrian, and Wojtec are taking it in turns to keep me company in the four-poster!