William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 July 2012

Been very busy this last few weeks, and have only managed a few nights with my personal assistants Lucien, Adolph and Nigel.

But this morning laying in bed with Lucien contemplating my foibles, the maid Bert came in with my brekkers, and informed me that the wife Ffion is off on another Paid Barclay's Banks Advisor's jaunt for 24 hours.... eh eh eh!