William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 June 2012

I have congratulated the new Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi via Twitter.

Since I invited him by phone, to meet me and my personal assistant Lucien at the Grange Hotel room 245, he has strangely not been answering my calls.

Still, I can always get one of my other personal assistants to join Lucien and I for a get together, I'm sure that Grzegorz, Wojtec, Attilio, Jeremy or Dominique will be willing!