William Hague - My Fake Diary
Monday, 28 May 2012
Met with the Russian Foreign Minister in Moscow today to discuss the Syrian situation, which is really grim, to put it in layman terms.
I didn't have the foggiest what was going on, what we should do or what we should say. Luckily my personal advisor Lucien speaks fluent Russian so I kept my answers short and sweet and he made some stuff up on the spot.
After that legged it back to the hotel for a John Travolta style full body massage followed by a bottle of best Russian vodka - result!!
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