William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

As I lay in bed this morning, with my personal assistant Lucien toying with my chest hairs, he suddenly told me that he read this on the Talking Clock website:
William Hague helps the Conservative Party commit suicide, live on the BBC. With a huge don of the cap to liarpoliticians, here's the phoney 'eurosceptic' Foreign Secretary William Hague taking his own walk in the woods on behalf of the Conservative Party to add to the already Monty Python-esque charades of Prime Minister Call Me Cast Iron; a combination which shows the Conservative Party have now had enough and are actually willing their own political death.

Neither of us could decipher what the hell he was trying to get over!