William Hague - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
I can confirm that the Tower housing Big Ben will be renamed the 'Elizabeth Tower' to honour the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
I've given my full support to this wonderful idea, and think it the duty of every other millionaire to do the same!
My personal assistants Julien, Grzegorz and Nigella all agree me, we think Queens are the tops!