William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

All this travelling I just have to do as Britain's most popular ever Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform), can be very draining, and some accuse me of spending too much tome abroad.

Well, do they realise that me personal assistants get great pleasure out of their travelling with me and staying in hotel bedrooms looking after my foibles?

Bless them all, Asghar, Julian, Tarquin, Nigella, Lucien, Angelico, Augustyn, Bartlomiej, Damien, Grzegorz, Sheridan, Cuthburt, Wojtec and all the others!