William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Apparently I'm the fourth Cabinet minister who has wined and dined multi-millionaire Tory donors.

The other Cabinet ministers are Prime Minister David Cameron, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, and Chancellor George Osborne.

Of course I did a classier job by entertaining my donors at my country mansion in Kent!

Anyway, it emerged that Cameron has hosted seventeen multi-million Tory donors in his flat and Chequers!

I don't wine and dine so many, because I'm so rich I don't need to, and it upsets my personal assistants Lucien and Dominique, who get jealous!

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