Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 September 2012

I'm so glad the England new boys did so well against Moldova... no really.

I'm not jealous at all, or worried about getting my place back in the team, or the tottie being more interested in someone else, or my place in the Man Utd team, or me race horses not winning, or me hair, or me alcohol addiction, or...