Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 September 2012

Sir Bobby Charlton believes I will need to reach the heights of my promised world-class status for England to stand any chance in Brazil at the 2014 World Cup finals.

He doesn't need to worry... I might not be fit or going at all, the way my lucks going lately!

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