Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 July 2012

I was hoping to be offered the managers job at once great sleeping giants Nottingham Forest. Today Sean O'Driscoll got the gig.

I have great memories of Nottingham. It was the first city in England I visited thirty years ago to learn and study English. While here I was befriended by a local fella nicknamed 'Inchcock' who took me under his wing and we went out clubbing and he bought me lots of drinks.

He was a great story teller and always used to chat up the girls by telling them jokes. I was his wing-man and learnt a loads.

The weird thing was, he done all the hard work chatting to the girls, but they still used to come back to my place leaving him to cry into his pint. I always wondered what happened to the poor fella.