Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

I've been unemployed since leaving Leicester City last year, but I do not need the money of course.

I warned the 32-year-old Steven Gerrard that he must act as quickly as possible if he is to lift the Premier League trophy before the end of his career.

Steven Gerrard is Mr Liverpool and has won the Champions League, Super Cup, FA Cup and League Cup with them, But the question is whether he will ever win a Premier League title.

As things look now, absolutely not.

A lot of things have to change at Liverpool for that to happen. The owners have to pump in money and buy the right players.

Andy Carroll and Stewart Downing have been such expensive signings, but they've not been a success in the red shirt.

That should let them know I'm available!

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