Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 1 September 2012

I see that fellow former England boss Steve McClaren has allegedly been having an affair with a woman who I had a fling with.

The ravishing tall sexy Saima Ansari at the same hotel in Manchester where she first met me for a fling!

Perhaps the FA should employ Sivlio Berlusconi as their next manager?

He he he!