Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 26 June 2012
Euro 2012. Semi-finals
Just four teams left now. Germany v Italy and Spain v Portugal.
My ex girlfriend Nancy Dell Lollipop is a passionate Italian woman. And she is still living in my house in Mayfair in London.
Hopefully, Michelle Platini will invite her to watch Italy play in the semi-final, and I can break into my own house and change the locks.