Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Euro 2012. Semi-finals

Just four teams left now. Germany v Italy and Spain v Portugal.

My ex girlfriend Nancy Dell Lollipop is a passionate Italian woman. And she is still living in my house in Mayfair in London.

Hopefully, Michelle Platini will invite her to watch Italy play in the semi-final, and I can break into my own house and change the locks.