Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 November 2010

Went to Liquid last night.

Well, no football until Monday night so I thought I would let it swing for a bit.

Saw a couple of my boys there, but they didn't recognise me and I thought I wouldn't say anything otherwise I would give the game away.

I don't want everyone to know about the mask.
It's my little secret.
Well mine and the lucky women who have experienced it.

Hope this hangover goes before Monday evening.
And the burning sensation everytime I piss.............