Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Here I am in Watford, still, and once again the munter doesn't look half as good as she did last night after a few Svedkas.

Do you realise how difficult it is to get Svedka in Watford?
We had to go to a Polish bar.
Swedish vodka from a Polish bar???

What is the world coming to?

Well no midweek football this week, I may stay here a couiple of days, she will probably look better again tonight.

Derek can cope for a few days, he gets paid enough.

This is becoming quite frequent, wonder what the papers would say if they ever found out???