Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 21 November 2010

Well, I've had better weekends.

If it wasn't bad enough having to go to Bristol, I had to go to some godforsaken place called Trashcan or something and we fucking well got beat two fucking nil.

I hate that David James. Even when I was England manager I hated him.
He has a shit haircut and he is a shit goalkeeper.
He was fucking lucky with that penalty, he was lucky to go the right way, if he had gone the other way he wouldn't have saved it, the bastard.

Still, the Absolut deadened the blow a little bit, maybe I should have waited until after the game had finished before I started drinking it though.....

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