Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 November 2010

Well no mid week game this week, got to wait until Saturday to travel to Bristol to play some shitty team who think they are a big club.

I'll show them who's big, I used to manage a National team, not that they were any good but they were better than the shower of shit we'll be playing when Saturday comes.

I would be more worried if we were playing the team in the North of Bristol, but the ones from the south have got too many fingers, or so I've been told.

Webbed feet too, I wouldn't wonder.

I will have to keep the old one eyed Anaconda hidden away I think, just for one weekend, wouldn't want the itching back.....

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