Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Been in the clinic for the last few days, getting dosed up with all sorts of drugs and antibiotics to help me stop getting infected when I am in South Bristol on Saturday.

I will have to try my best not to shag anything on Saturday night, not unless I'm wearing two condoms.

I have heard stories about the women down there but curiosity may get the better of me, just to see if the rumours are true.

Oh and btw, Matty Fryatt can fuck off for all I care...