Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

I have just one thing to say about those northern monkeys, Sheffield United.

Bastard jävla gris pung kuk suckers.

It's a good job Howard got that penalty in the last minute otherwise I would have had to find a Sheffield slut to shag to cheer myself up.

Crabs are still making me itch, sugar hasn't started to work yet, I may have to rub Coca-cola down there too, to speed up the process.

God knows if that would work, but I am finding the thought disturbingly erotic.....


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