Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 10 November 2010
I have just one thing to say about those northern monkeys, Sheffield United.
Bastard jävla gris pung kuk suckers.
It's a good job Howard got that penalty in the last minute otherwise I would have had to find a Sheffield slut to shag to cheer myself up.
Crabs are still making me itch, sugar hasn't started to work yet, I may have to rub Coca-cola down there too, to speed up the process.
God knows if that would work, but I am finding the thought disturbingly erotic.....
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