Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 October 2003

Ted, one of my neighbours, came round today with a spare tire for my front room. He's sold me about 12 spare tires so far for my front room...but they keep puncturing, he tells me. So I just order a new one. He's a great neighbour to have. In fact, I'm surrounded by great neighbours.

It's good though, just to know that when I go and relax in my front room with my friends and family, that I'm surrounded by opulence. I'm informed that the spare tires are the height of fashion.

Things are great here. Show me love.