Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 24 December 2003
Dear Diary -
Been a few days since I've sat down to write, and a lot has happened since my last entry.
It's Christmas Eve and I'm surrounded by friends and family. It was my turn to have everyone over to my house this year. Big mistake, let me tell you.
First, Uncle Buster thought it would be funny if he rearranged the furniture in my living room. Damn near killed myself trying to get to the La-Z-Boy.
Imagine cooking for a house full of guests. My hands have 3rd degree burns just from testing the stove burners to see when they were at the proper heat.
Well I hope Santa is good to everyone this year, including me. I can't wait to see if he brought me my new set of binoculars.