Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 July 2003

My juicer experiment failed yesterday. I set up the unit, and everything worked just fine. The problem was that I couldn't find my fridge that had all my fruit and veg in. I think someone moved my fridge - just how inconsiderate is that?

Anyway, I decided to amuse myself instead, by going down-town and chatting up the ladies. Ooooh, how they love to be all smoothed up by the "Wonder". Heh-heh. Ahhhh, but seriously, I'm an old man now and they think I'm pretty vile. Most of them don't know who I am and the others just think I'm crazy. Still, I don't care. Being an old blind guy, I get to accidentally 'nudge the poon', if you know what I'm saying. Yeh-yeah!

I guess I am a little bit frustrated in my life, a little bit stir-crazy. I'm going to go and feed the lawn.


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