Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 July 2003

Hey cats!

I was mowing the back-lawn this afternoon when I dug what it was that I loved about my life. It's you guys! Well, not just you guys, because I know jack about you. But the money you spend on me - that's just fiiiiine.

No really, I dig the way that I still get new fans every single day, telling me how I must have a wonderful sense of movement, of rhythm and so on. I think that the fact that I'm blind makes people a little more...I don't know...fanatical? Certainly, I'm not sure I would have had quite the same effect on the world had I been just another black guy.

But anyway, enough editorial. Today I plan to learn how to make the perfect blended drink. I have a blender here that I bought from a shopping channel on TV. It's great, it's called the Super-Juicy Juicing Juicer. So far I have yet to use it because I'm a little afraid of the sharp fast-spinning blades that make up the unit. However, I will try and I'll give you the results tomorrow.


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