Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 June 2003

Hey cats!

You probably don't know much about me, and I sure don't know anything about you. But let's not let that affect our relationship. I'm looking forward to entertaining you with my classic wowzyers. So I'll be coming up with all kinds of made-up words to make you feel good.

In this first diary entry, I ought to let you know a little about me. You might think that my life's all about soul - and you'd be right. But sometimes, when my heart's not in it, I try to let my more physical life take precedent. It's great being an artist, but I got to relieve myself from all the tension, which I usually do via kickboxing. I usually kickbox about 3 times a week when my trainer, Al, isn't messing around with some flambos down at the Sienna Club. I should shoot. Take care.

*Stevie Dubya*