Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 December 2009

December 11th - Had the pleasure of meeting Tony Blair and his very nice wife yesterday. Seems he's doing many gigs and getting paid lots for it - good luck to him.
They were both very nice, particularly his wife. While Tony was taking a dump, I escorted her to my room, and sang 'My Cherie Amour' to her. She was like putty in my hands after that. I bent her over, fucked her in the ass, and squeezed her boobies. Tony had no idea .....that his wife and I shared a magical moment together....