Stevie Wonder - My Fake Diary

Monday, 21 December 2009

Dec, 2009

Dear Diary,

I had the old lady to purchase some groceries while out today.

She let the car get too hot and as we came home, my belly burst and I could feel my guts hanging out.

Then she told me that the canister of biscuits had exploded in the bag in my lap.

I will pass on the biscuits from now on.

Sorry things.

Stevie