Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 September 2012

So I'm going back to my roots - as a cruise ship entertainer.

I will be the special guest onboard the newest ship in MSC's fleet, Divina, on a week-long cruise leaving Venice Saturday, September 15th

Some commentators are interpreting this as a stab at resurrecting my political career - I must say I pulled a similar stunt 12 years ago when I hired a ship to sail round the Italian coastline, stopping to speak to gullible... sorry, I meant admiring, crowds.

Ha ha ha!