Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Monday, 3 September 2012

I had a tumble on Thursday on the grounds of Villa Certosa, near Porto Rotondo.

I suffered a dislocated shoulder and an injured wrist, along with a few bruises.

Luckily I was well pissed at the time so felt little pain - and really luckily, my wedding tackle suffered no injuries... phew!