Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

I am due to join a cruise from Venice this month in what many are seeing as an attempt to relaunch my political career.

Cabaret dancers are what cruise ships normally offer as entertainment - or, at the more refined end of the market, academics lecturing about history or wildlife. But holidaymakers who board a luxury cruise liner in Venice this month can look forward to distractions of a rather different kind - me!

"Il Cavaliere", or The Knight as I am known to Italians, will be the special guest on a week-long cruise which will take in the Adriatic coast of Italy and then Croatia, Greece and Turkey.

Then my return to politics may be on the cards yes?

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