Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 May 2012

What is all this furore about the Italian pharmacists withdrawing viagra from sale? This is terrible news!

Without viagra I will have to cancel all the bunga bunga parties planned for the summer!

This would never have happened when I was president - or Prime Minister - whatever it was that I was. My memory is not what it was. I need some viagra! Pronto Pronto!!