Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Eh whassamatta you...Ego is Silvio - was-a time for a new face-a job-a to go with-a the hair-a plugs....eh..my wife-a she gonna take-a me to the cleaners. Now that-a crazzzy guy hit-a me in-a the face-a!!! Toogood no? Allora - now I get-a new face-a - maybe I make-a look like-a that-a Fabbio guy. Maybe I get-a nice-a tan like-a that-a Obama paesano eh? New-a look-a - help-a Silvio get-a molto new putana bambinas - eh??? Italian people lov-a me - becos-a they so stooopid-a no???