Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

The face is healing up a treat. Got the missus to wipe my arse for me today.

I could have done it myself, but it was hilarious watching her doing it while trying not to throw up!

I'd even had a kebab and tequilas the night before so the stench was un-fucking-believable!

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