Silvio Berlusconi - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Since the court case, I have had to be very discreet when having the 'bunga bunga' parties with the boot-eeeefool teenage girls.

I thought about changing my name, like to Silvio Smith, what actors so when they check into motels with someone other than their wife.

I consulted the PR genius Max Clifford and he advised me to...

Bloody stop being a pervert! Charming, and that cost me £100,000!