Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 July 2012

I made a television documentary about taking drugs for the BBC. Its the first time I worked for 'em since the 'Sachsgate' scandal when Wossy got me into trouble for saying I shagged Manuels grand-daughter.

Being back on the beeb is 'citing, I'm sure the British public have missed me. Its gonna be on BBC3 very soon. I was hoping I'd be invited to the Olympic stadium on Friday night for the opening ceremony.

Bond, Beatles, Bonkers (Dizzee Rascal) Bean...
The only B missing was me - Russell Brand!!!