Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Friday, 28 June 2013

Dear Diary - I am sober and I have not had a drink in at least 8 hours. I am presently in talks with Tri-Moon Pictures regarding a possible starring role opposite Scarlett Johansson.

Wow! When I say Scarlett Johansson, my nether region gets all tingly and I feel like I did when I was 14, sitting in my English class and gazing at my teacher Mrs. Lola Hickenham gorgeously, sexy legs. Mmmmm-Mmmmm!

I won't tell anyone this, but to get to work with the stunningly sensuous Scarlett Johansson, I would absolutely, positively work for free I would.

Russell Brand

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